It's really like that Counting Crows song,
"Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til its gone?
They paved paradice and put up a parking lot,
hey farmers, put away that DDT, they charged the people a dollar and
a half to see them"
Well just the first part really. I always took my appendix for granted.
Now that its gone I miss all the little things it used to do for me.
Like wake me up when I was late for class or
leave notes on my pillow with a little chocolate candy
UR the best!
<3 appendix
or that time everyone forgot about my birthday, and then I walk into my room
and my appendix organized a surprise party and all my vestigial organs were there.
My sinus cavities got soooooo drunk.
So look around you and realize how important al these people in your life are
because before you know it they'll get infected and surgically removed from your abdomen.
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hilarious. i would buy a book of your "appendix" material. that sounds awkward, too, because appendices are also those really annoying supplementary materials at the end of a long article. but seriously...sorry bout yer 'ppendix.
ReplyDeletesincerely, emma staff.