Monday, January 25, 2010

new years rezolutions

1. No more chocolate!
2. Cut down on pain killers
3. Find my son
4. Stop using the internet to trick old people into believing that God speaks to them in their breakfast cereals.
5. Work out!
6. Show up for jury duty in clothes next time
7. Learn how to unhinge my jaw
8. Join the kkkk (Kids Kan Kreate Klan)
9. Abandon my dreams
10. telekinesis

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